WHO IS ARCADE FIRE?
Last night at the Grammy Awards, indie band The Arcade Fire won album of the year for their record The Suburbs, edging out established mainstream acts Eminem and Lady Gaga (they actually lost best...
View ArticleCAN DIVORCING PETER ANDRE MAKE YOU MENTAL?
So Jordan has been recently attracting a lot of sordid media attention by staying at home during the Brit Awards. I stayed at home too. This is what she said to my favourite broadsheet The Sun...
View ArticleDOES LADY GAGA HAVE A PENIS?
Lady Gaga? Penis? Huh? The question is one that has been asked extensively over the past few years since Lady Gaga burst onto the scene: Is Lady Gaga in fact a hermaphrodite? Does Lady Gaga have some...
View ArticleLADY GAGA – MARRY THE NIGHT (THE WEEKND & ILLANGELO REMIX)
There was a massive buzz when The Weeknd dropped his mixtape ‘House of Balloons’ without revealing his identity. (His name is Abel Tesfaye and he is an R&B singer from Toronto, not Drake like...
View ArticleLady Gaga And Justin Bieber Both Get Lame New Tattoos
So a couple of weeks ago Lady Gaga tweeted a ‘nude’ photo of herself which was really lame because it was really far away and blurry and she was really white and pasty and gross and she had her knees...
View ArticleLady Gaga Smokes Weed On Stage; Proceeds To Get Fat
Everyone knows Lady Gaga is into drugs right? Aside form the fact that she is so freaking weird that there really isn’t any explanation for it but drugs, I’m pretty sure she’s talked about it a bunch...
View ArticleVideo Of Lady Gaga Puking Her Guts Up On Stage
Is throwing up on stage the latest craze to grip the celebrity world? Last week we saw Justin Bieber spewing his guts up live on stage, and not wanting to be out-done by the little shit, Gaga’s...
View ArticleRihanna And Lady Gaga Wore The Same Halloween Costume
Okokokookok I know I said yesterday that I wasn’t going to do any more posts about celebrities and their stupid Halloween costumes after the one about Chris Brown dressing up as an Islamic terrorist...
View ArticleLady Gaga’s Tour Rider Revealed
We love a bit of Lady Gaga on Sick Chirpse, I mean what’s not to like? She’s cool, she probably isn’t a man, she writes pop bangers , she loves smoking up and she’s completely mental. Sounds pretty...
View ArticleDaredevil Lands World-First 360 Flip – In A Car
We love crazy dudes at Sick Chirpse. Not in the bumming kinda way because we love crazy bitches as well. Actually, we love crazy dudes but we’d marry a crazy bitch if she was fit enough and wasn’t the...
View ArticleThe Illuminati: Conspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person
The Illuminati is the umbrella of all conspiracy theories. They were a group that we know for a fact existed in the 18th century. They were largely anti-establishment, largely anti-religion and...
View ArticleConspiracy Theorist Vs Rational Person: Lady Gaga
Conspiracy theorists argue (badly) that artists such as Jay-Z, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears and Lady Gaga are mind-controlled agents of the government/CIA/Illuminati; given the full...
View ArticleWhat On Earth Is This Lady Gaga Video About? (NSFW)
I’ve put NSFW but it could be safe because it’s an attempt at some artsy bullshit and not supposed to be sexy at all, I think. Anyway, just when you thought she couldn’t get any weirder, here’s Lady...
View ArticleLady Gaga Vs Perez Hilton On Twitter In Particularly Bitchy Feud
As far as Twitter beefs go this one seems like it’s really up there as one of the most venomous we’ve ever featured. A lot of people lose their shit on Twitter on a regular basis but it’s kinda rare...
View ArticleBreaking Bad Reacts To Miley At The VMAs
Jesus Christ Marie, Miley Cyrus and her chicken ass has been all over the headlines lately and this Breaking Bad fan has done us the good honour of making an hilarious mash up of the event imposed into...
View ArticleJay Z Bodyguard Was Fired For Masturbating To Pics Of Beyonce, Blue Ivy
A couple of weeks ago, 6ft 5in, 280lbs Norman “The Dutch Giant” Oosterbroek – a former bodyguard to people like Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Nelson Mandela and Jay Z – was naked, coked up and out of control as...
View ArticleMachete Kills Gets An Explosive New Trailer
If you haven’t seen the vastly under-appreciated Machete, you need to check that one out quick time. The sequel – Machete Kills – is out on October 11th and features plenty of babes, bullets, blood and...
View ArticleTerry Richardson – The World’s Most Screwed Up Fashion Photographer
Last week we ran an article about Miley Cyrus being photographed semi naked by the notorious fashion photographer Terry Richardson. Richardson was born on August 14th 1965 in New York City, but spent...
View ArticleLady Gaga’s New Outfit Takes It To The Next Level
What exactly was Lady Gaga wearing on her head as she left her hotel in Germany yesterday evening? A sheep? A chicken nugget? A mask made of actual human hair? Definitely her most ridiculous disguise...
View ArticleLady Gaga Unveils Flying Helicopter Dress
Lady Gaga introduced the world’ first ‘flying dress’ at the launch party for her new album yesterday, and in the process knocked off her own chicken nugget/sheep face outfit from the top spot of wacky...
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